more twitturds for the people

I found a trove dated 2010-01-12.  Some are a little dated already ("whuffie", Google Wave, The Boondocks)

the question is not "should i start pimpslapping people at work?" but "how hard should i slap them?" [should i be concerned that this seems to keep happening to me?]

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i just realized that The Boondocks' Uncle Ruckus is what Alan Keyes will become in 10 years

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fair warning: i've moved from mild-mannered tolerant agnostic to angry scorched-earth atheist. this is just a phase.

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"out of ammo"'s just another phrase for "nothing left to loose"

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i just attended my first lacrosse game and we were treated to a halftime show of competitive eating. i felt so very white trash.

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i seem to spend an inordinate amount of time flipping off inanimate objects

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George Carlin famously said of golf on TV "It's like watching flies fuck" but i think these days it's more apposite to MMA 'fights'

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2wanda is driving us home from a party and she just had to stop when she saw the "FREE sewing machine" sign

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bizarre Mayan triangle: every time I think of you / I get a shock right through the Popul Vuh

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is it bad that upon inspecting Google Wave, the first words that popped into my head were "scuttling horror"?

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i am banning myself from using "tweet" meaning "twitter update" because I don't want to sound like a complete dipshit [this didn't last long, sadly]

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good news: my Dad has a Weblog now. bad news: he can't figure out what its URL is.

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any time someone uses "whuffie" like it actually means something in the real world, i want to slap them

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when someone tells you something scary and it gets stuck in your head, that's a #fearworm e.g. finding maggots on your pet

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"Big Bang Theory" does for geeks & nerds what "Will & Grace" did for gays: turn up stereotypes to 11 and give squares something to laugh at.

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"Dali's Mustache Ride" would be an excellent band name.

Until next time... on TWITTURDS!