maybe it's the image of a giant robotic meg white spastically banging away

I couldn't say why, but i find it a little disturbing to watch a soccer match and listen to the fans chanting to the tune of The White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army".

maybe my problem is that my job titles haven't been sufficiently ridiculous

$COMPANY is currently seeking a PERSONALIZATION ARCHITECT to join its team in Redwood Shores, CA. The Personalization Architect's role is to leverage state-of-the-art technology to deliver compelling, relevant, and personalized content to $COMPANY's users. This position reports directly to the VP, ARCHITECTURE.

* venividi is ashamed that he knows what a personalization architect is