maybe my problem is that my job titles haven't been sufficiently ridiculous

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$COMPANY is currently seeking a PERSONALIZATION ARCHITECT to join its team in Redwood Shores, CA. The Personalization Architect's role is to leverage state-of-the-art technology to deliver compelling, relevant, and personalized content to $COMPANY's users. This position reports directly to the VP, ARCHITECTURE.

* venividi is ashamed that he knows what a personalization architect is