Aug. 28th, 2002

rone: (clue jar - take two)

If i'm holding the door open for you, DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME TO GO FIRST. I have spent the time and effort; do not DARE to insult me by implying that i wasted it.

I swear, if my hands hadn't been full this morning, i would've thrown this yoyo into the fucking lobby...

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If i'm holding the door open for you, DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME TO GO FIRST. I have spent the time and effort; do not DARE to insult me by implying that i wasted it.

I swear, if my hands hadn't been full this morning, i would've thrown this yoyo into the fucking lobby...

rone: (Default)

I was musing to myself on the train to work today that, in my dotage, i will be offering a class at the local junior college, "How to Eat Pussy". It's a necessity for every straight man. I will be there, grey and dignified, clamping my lips around a Fleshlight in front of 25 barely-out-of-high-school punks who wouldn't know what to do with pussy if they fell out of one, and teaching them the immortal alphabet. And they will LEARN how to please a woman, because if they want to please themselves, they goddamn well don't need a woman for that.

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I was musing to myself on the train to work today that, in my dotage, i will be offering a class at the local junior college, "How to Eat Pussy". It's a necessity for every straight man. I will be there, grey and dignified, clamping my lips around a Fleshlight in front of 25 barely-out-of-high-school punks who wouldn't know what to do with pussy if they fell out of one, and teaching them the immortal alphabet. And they will LEARN how to please a woman, because if they want to please themselves, they goddamn well don't need a woman for that.

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