because i stiffed the schwa &mdash meme two-fer

[rone]

schwa242 expressed his displeasure with his freeloading friends.  So, since i still owe him, "comment and i'll pick one of your LJ interests and compose a couplet or senryu, a veritable quantum of doggerel, if you will."  First come, first served.

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Also-or-alternatively, scan my interest list and ask about any that looks odd.

Comments

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

I'll take a limerick sir.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You know, i don't HAVE to make it a limerick.... *grumble*

To the transmetropolitan man
was delivered a head in a can
    which he carefully shook
    and then placed in a nook
and he said, "I've a most cunning plan."

Then he pulled out a bazooka and it went EXPLODO. TEH ENB.