i can't stop myself!

[rone]

[NAZGUL has just shattered ÉOWYN's shield with its gigantic flail.  Before he can deal the killing blow, MERRY stabs him in the ankle; a chill travels up his arm and injures it.  ÉOWYN seizes the opportunity, takes off her helmet and stabs NAZGUL in the face.  The chill travels up her sword arm and injures it.  NAZGUL's head starts to implode.]

MERRY: What the fuck's happening!?

ÉOWYN: I just stabbed the Nazgul in the face.

MERRY: Why the fuck did you do that??

ÉOWYN: I didn't mean it!  You must've bumped my arm or something!

[Both collapse.]

Comments

[palecur.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you just so fucking awesome.

[arian1.livejournal.com]

You...are getting help...right?

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Haha, man, and I thought I was goofy for making this (http://zusty.zogblaster.com/grafix/photos/madison/stikfas2a.jpg).
(I was.)

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

(I did it from memory; that's why it's mirrored.)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You know, you could just flip the image and nobody would know.

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

THAT WOULD BE DISHONEST.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE.

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

nice.

Here you go. (http://www.gweep.net/~mute/endofthetrail2.jpg)

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

Is this a prelude to hot hobbit/Rohirrim slash?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

Strangely, what impresses me is that even for a spoof like that, you took the time to put the accent in her name.

And it took me a minute, but once I got it, I hurt. Thanks! :)

[mskala.livejournal.com]

Call me unhip, but humble: I don't get it.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

It's a Pulp Fiction allusion.

[agentelrond.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhhhhhhh.
Now it makes sense.
Man, I shoulda got that.

steward with cheese

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

You know what they call lembas in Gondor?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"Does Aragorn of Arathorn look like a bitch?"

[mskala.livejournal.com]

Now, those I would have gotten.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"Well, the thing on my mind right now isn't the good weed in my pipe, it's the dead Uruk-hai in my hobbit hole."

[rjray.livejournal.com]

[Laying on the ground]

MERRY: Bitch, I didn't bump your motherfucking arm!

ÉOWYN: Well, shit, I don't know. My arm pitched forward. It just happened, man.

MERRY: That kind of shit don't 'just happen'.

ÉOWYN: I said I don't know. I'm telling you, man, it's not my fault. You bumped me, or somethin'.

MERRY: I DIDN'T MOTHERFUCKING BUMP YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. [Looks at the lingering traces of magical energies] Man, this is some fucked up shit. We gotta get off the battlefield before some Orc sees us like this. [Starts chanting under his breath]

ÉOWYN: Who the fuck are you talking to?

MERRY: Chill out, bitch. I'm trying to make contact with Legolas' mind. If he can't sense me, I don't know what we'll do. Gandalf ain't got no other telepathic friends on the field.

ÉOWYN: Man, this shit's disgusting.

[erikred.livejournal.com]

ÉOWYN: I got a threshold, MERRY. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a Balrog and you got me in the flame. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a Balrog in the fuckin' flame. It could blow.

MERRY: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?

ÉOWYN: I could blow.

MERRY: Well I'm a dragon-flame-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm BEORN, I'm the BOMBADIL finding out my scenes have been cut. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the horse and you're pickin' up this Nazgul's skull.