HE CAN SMOKE A PACK AT A TIME - HE'S TRACHEOTOMY MAN!

[rone]

Now that Rehnquist's been given a tracheotomy, i want to hear him passing down opinions with one of those electronic voice assisters.

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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

No, no, Hawking has an actual talking computer. I mean one of those thingies that you put on your throat that make a buzzing sound, so when you talk you sound like a robot.

[rbarclay.livejournal.com]

You should take more care to note the presence of actual, not just implied, smilies sometimes.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I'LL GIVE YOU A SMILEY! Punk.

[rbarclay.livejournal.com]

Let's go outside to settle this, old man, so as to not frighten the kids.