HE CAN SMOKE A PACK AT A TIME - HE'S TRACHEOTOMY MAN!

[rone]

Now that Rehnquist's been given a tracheotomy, i want to hear him passing down opinions with one of those electronic voice assisters.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_nicolai_/]

I FIND YOUR TURNIP-LIKE STUPIDITY... DISTURBING.

[broken-gizmo.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness.

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who thought this.

[jwgh]

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[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

I don't know who you are, but the Dalek ASCII plus my favorite road sign ever means you get big cheers. For whatever that's worth.

[palecur.livejournal.com]

 WERE YOU STATIONED IN DA NANG

[rbarclay.livejournal.com]

Don't you dare mocking the icon that is Stephen Hawking ;)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

No, no, Hawking has an actual talking computer. I mean one of those thingies that you put on your throat that make a buzzing sound, so when you talk you sound like a robot.

[rbarclay.livejournal.com]

You should take more care to note the presence of actual, not just implied, smilies sometimes.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I'LL GIVE YOU A SMILEY! Punk.

[rbarclay.livejournal.com]

Let's go outside to settle this, old man, so as to not frighten the kids.

[vspope.livejournal.com]

I wanna pee in his throat hole.

(There are very, very few people I'd wish actual physical ill upon. Rehnquist is one of them.)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Aw, Billy R. ain't that bad. Or maybe it's just `cause i'm comparing him to Tony "Donkeypunch" Scalia.