warning! herbertian fanboy humor ahead!

[rone]

Via coldsleep:

AUGSBURG, Germany (CNN) -- After 30 years of hard work and trial and error, brewmaster Axel Heiliger says he has come up with a way to save the beer industry time and money.

The 64-year-old, who comes from a brewing family, has developed a novel technique that fuses yeast to the sides of specially created ceramic-lined cylinders during the brewing process.

The next step: axolotl tanks.

Comments

[omarius.livejournal.com]

Want a Bud Light with that slig?

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Drunken Idaho would be a really good name for a vat-grown beer.

[daakroth.livejournal.com]

Put me down for an axolotl tank. Actually, make that 2. Always a good idea to have a backup of a backup.

Yeah.

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

The next step: axolotl tanks.
Why would you want a salamander tank and what does that have to do with beer, yeast, and fermentation?
I was certain I'd get your herpetarium fanboy humor.
Oh ... What? Eh? You said: herbertian fanboy humor.
That's something entirely different.

Nevermind. (http://www.thethomaspages.com/gilda.html)

Sincerely,
Emily Litella

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, the prequel to the beer will no doubt involve gutting the original flavor, leaving the entire enterprise dull, flat and tasteless.

Planet Ix, Brian! Pronounced "n-eye-n" like the roman numeral!!!!

He would have come up with it sooner

[skipernicus.livejournal.com]

except he was drinking on the job.

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

Alas, Sanspoof beat me to the Duncan Idaho joke. Now I am only left to mull how widespread the Suni philosophy has become in Germany, and whether that's cause for alarm. Wait-- why would Muslims be brewing beer??