I really want to learn to write in Arabic now, so that I can leave little Arabic notes translating to "A dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, paper towels and dish soap" all over the place and freak people out.
Reminds me of the story a couple of years ago about a lady (in Monmouthshire, SE Wales, IIRC) whose house was trashed by angry locals, who thought "paediatrician" meant the same as "paedophile".
This message is written on Bavarian Poison Paper which is ten times as poisonous as Chinese poison paper so even if you're wearing gloves you're dead for sure unless you read through the entire Skymall magazine to find the secret antidote!
(att. dammit: Michael O'Donoghue (http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/writegood/writegood.html).
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Date: 2004-09-21 08:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-21 09:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-21 09:34 am (UTC)-- Schwa ---
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Date: 2004-09-21 11:20 am (UTC)I, too, am cringing so hard I could implode.
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Date: 2004-09-21 10:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-09-21 10:40 am (UTC)bt
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Date: 2004-09-21 03:25 pm (UTC)Ignant Bastards!
Date: 2004-09-21 05:40 pm (UTC)Re: Ignant Bastards!
Date: 2004-09-22 07:39 am (UTC)(att. dammit: Michael O'Donoghue (http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/writegood/writegood.html).
hahaha
Date: 2004-09-22 08:27 am (UTC)they're everywhere!
Date: 2004-09-22 07:50 pm (UTC)