ALL YOU OF EARTH ARE STUPID!

[rone]

Midwest Airlines canceled a flight ready to take off for San Francisco after a passenger found Arabic-style handwriting in the company's in-flight magazine and alerted the crew.

Comments

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think that being demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass is too good for us.

[vspope.livejournal.com]

I really want to learn to write in Arabic now, so that I can leave little Arabic notes translating to "A dozen eggs, a loaf of bread, paper towels and dish soap" all over the place and freak people out.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

Or how about, "Guess what idiot, by panicking over this, you just made a bunch of people late. Haw Haw!"

-- Schwa ---

[merde.livejournal.com]

i think if i cringe any harder, i'll implode and turn into a black hole.

[dwell.livejournal.com]

we don't want people from, or even visiting, milwaukee to be here in the bay area anyways. right? right?

bt

[mskala.livejournal.com]

Pull a prank like that and you could be laughing all the way to Guantanamo.

I, too, am cringing so hard I could implode.

[eejitalmuppet.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the story a couple of years ago about a lady (in Monmouthshire, SE Wales, IIRC) whose house was trashed by angry locals, who thought "paediatrician" meant the same as "paedophile".

Ignant Bastards!

[bebopmonkey.livejournal.com]

That writing was in Farsi not Arabic, and was a prayer for a safe journey (i heard)..... written in EXPLODING INK.

Re: Ignant Bastards!

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

This message is written on Bavarian Poison Paper which is ten times as poisonous as Chinese poison paper so even if you're wearing gloves you're dead for sure unless you read through the entire Skymall magazine to find the secret antidote!

(att. dammit: Michael O'Donoghue (http://www.nationallampoon.com/flashbacks/writegood/writegood.html).

hahaha

[bebopmonkey.livejournal.com]

thanks, M. O'Donoghue!

they're everywhere!

[ex-askesis860.livejournal.com]

And yet, no one worries about all the ARABIC NUMERALS!