Macs come stock with an auto-Japanese translator, although it's not very good. Here's the output on the page you specified:
フウ which part-time job has been done meets to 2 people of the ムゲン gin with Chaya. After all 2 people large raged with Chaya, it had been about it will be caught in the local magistrate and to be executed. It helps フウ, or a comparatively, designates certain promise as 2. That "the samurai whom smell of the sunflower does" was something which in searching travels in フウ and simultaneous.
Two guys who work as temps meet for drinks. After getting loaded, they liberate a dog who is tied up outside of a tenement building - the dog runs straight into the street and is killed by a police car.The cop jumps out of th ecar, and realizing the significance of what has just happened tells them that they are gonna die, but he can get them out of it, if they are willing to play ball. They acquiese, and he sends them to find the state trooper who wears the girly smelling cologne.
In the mean time, Roughhouse Mulligan (the notorious one armed gangster), exits the tenement after taking care of some dirty business, and finds his malamute dead in the street. A bum hips him to what actually happened, and he's really pissed off. He goes to the bar where the guys got drinks, and beats up the bartender to get information, and then he finds the gin bottle. He walks out with renewed purpose, gin bottle in hand, and then sends a couple of goons to cack the temps.
It goes on and one, but later they 2 temps run into a nun who helps them get aboard a ferry just in time, and a really cute girl who turns out to be in the employ of Roughhouse Mulligan.
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Date: 2004-05-28 12:24 pm (UTC)フウ which part-time job has been done meets to 2 people of the
ムゲン gin with Chaya. After all 2 people large raged with Chaya,
it had been about it will be caught in the local magistrate and to be
executed. It helps フウ, or a comparatively, designates certain
promise as 2. That "the samurai whom smell of the sunflower does" was
something which in searching travels in フウ and simultaneous.
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Date: 2004-05-28 01:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-28 05:05 pm (UTC)Do they? How did you do that?
Worst translation ever (with apologies to Quentin Tarantino)
Date: 2004-05-29 11:48 am (UTC)In the mean time, Roughhouse Mulligan (the notorious one armed gangster), exits the tenement after taking care of some dirty business, and finds his malamute dead in the street. A bum hips him to what actually happened, and he's really pissed off. He goes to the bar where the guys got drinks, and beats up the bartender to get information, and then he finds the gin bottle. He walks out with renewed purpose, gin bottle in hand, and then sends a couple of goons to cack the temps.
It goes on and one, but later they 2 temps run into a nun who helps them get aboard a ferry just in time, and a really cute girl who turns out to be in the employ of Roughhouse Mulligan.