beware... the pizza police!

[rone]

"We're worried that your pizza... is not up to standards.  You gotta make some changes, capisce?  You won't be able to roll no dough without fingers, eh, Frankie?"

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[doctroid.livejournal.com]

That's correct -- pizza was invented in Italy. It was merely perfected in America.

All right, I'm being sarcastic. A good homemade Margherita pizza can be among the finest foods ever created, and its simplicity -- crust, crushed tomatoes, cheese, and basil -- makes most other pizzas look like wretched excess. Often they are.

Still, I'm no purist. One of my other favorite pizza combinations is mushroom and pineapple. "I think this is the first mushroom and pineapple we've ever made" said the guy at Amore Pizza to me, and now that we've moved north, they'll probably never make another. So I'm weird. Sue me.

[lots42.livejournal.com]

The fact that people eat pineapple, much less put it on pizza, is proof that God has a sense of humor