beware... the pizza police!

[rone]

"We're worried that your pizza... is not up to standards.  You gotta make some changes, capisce?  You won't be able to roll no dough without fingers, eh, Frankie?"

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[tyggerjai.livejournal.com]

No-one expects the International Pizza Standards Organisation!

"Is this pizza IPSO compliant?"
"Well, it's de facto standards compliant"
"So it is, IPSO facto, a pizza?"

Thanks, I'm here all week.

sol.
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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Now i need to figure out how to get a taser to reach all the way to Australia.

[tyggerjai.livejournal.com]

Electrify the ocean.

Or wait for me to come to Sna Francisco. I had a dream last night, actually, that I was visiting SF for some reason, and was all panicked because it was my last night there and I hadn't called you to arrange going for beers yet. Given that I'm unlikely to be in SF in the near future, though, your tasering ambitions may go unfulfilled for a while. And when I do visit, I'll be bringing my attack rabbit. Fair warning.

sol.
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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

The wife is a rabbit veteran, so she will be sure to protect me.

I do plan to go to Oz sometime before i die, but Europe is first on my list.