ASS-KICKING ALERT

[rone]

If you use the words "glomp" or "boi" on a regular basis, you are AT RISK of a good ass-kicking. That is all.

Comments

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

What the hell is "glomp"?

Am I so out of touch? No... it's the children that are wrong.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Why you makin' me do your dirty work? Google for it yerself! Punk.

I've been so damn lucky with my stepkids... they have GOOD taste for kids.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

I dunno... because I figured you already knew.

Well, I looked it up, and boi howdy does it deserve an ass-kicking.

-- Schwa --

[swerve.livejournal.com]

*squee*! calls for a good ass-kicking in my book. So does *huggles*. (shudder)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I have only recently come across *squee*, so it hasn't reached such a level that would require me to put on my ass-kicking boots. *huggles* are OK with me because, well, i've experienced them physically and they're not the same as a hug, and that's OK.

I don't know you...

[lara7.livejournal.com]

..but I LOVE your hypno-toad icon.

FIRST PLACE TO THE HYPNO-TOAD!

Re: I don't know you...

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO-TOAD!

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Do not be surprised when Japanese people start inviting you over to their flippity floppity floop for tippity toppitly tloop. And make you take off your shoopity shoppities when enter their flippity floppity floop.

'Cos that's what you're driving them to, you animippity-loving gaiznijin.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Whatever your wife tells you to do is between you and her.

[erikred.livejournal.com]

Keep yo' damn nippity-noppity-noop out of my bishizzle, glomp-boi.

I got this one.

[skipernicus.livejournal.com]

I wnat you to read your post again, and kick yourself in the ass - you know you deserve it.

[pobig.livejournal.com]

:holds up a spray can and says cheerily "Anti-glomp!"

Am envisioning

[ex-doohickey67.livejournal.com]

can designs already...

[mdyesowitch.livejournal.com]

But "squeeeee" "squick" and "Yea me!" are still good, right?
*looks nervous*
-m

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"squick" is only acceptable in the original "alt.fuck.the.skull.of.jesus" sense.

[kerri9494.livejournal.com]

Get over here boi. I wanna see you try to kick my ass. But walk slowly, I want to enjoy it.

[eviltofu.livejournal.com]

::glomp::

[boymozart.livejournal.com]

Um...boi?

Does that mean I gotta start spelling it out now, just so I can avoid a beating when I introduce myself?

[dumplechan.livejournal.com]

As long as there's someone to dispense beatings for me, I would like to request that the youth of today refrain from saying "saiiiide". As in, "West saiiiide", or "East saiiiide".

This pronunciation is only acceptable when talking about Edward Said (who was associated with the Middle East saiiiide, I suppose)