entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones

He wants to clone himself kidneys that produce piss and vinegar.

"I call it Concerto for Butt Trumpet in B Flatulent."

"It contains shrimp, pork, and ostrich.  I call it the 'treyfecta'."

He addresses the crowd, "It's much easier to stand on the shoulders of giants if you knock them down first."

He puts up a sign, "Welcome to our poo.  Note there is no 'l' in it. Please help keep it that way."