rone: (asplode)
(inspired by this spectacular bit of branding)

All kids love WALL!

What runs through your land
by bigots' demand
And over your nearest mall?
What breaks up a park
And generates snark?
It's Wall, Wall, Wall

It's Wall, it's Wall,
It's big, it's metal, it's slats.
It's Wall, it's Wall,
We've rolled up our welcome mats!

Nobody wants the Wall
You're gonna get the Wall
Come on and see the Wall
Everyone hates the Wall

Wa-wa-wall, wa-wa-wall

Wall, by MAGA!
rone: (eschaton event)
NAFTA
you're a Clinton treaty
i said, NAFTA
from the past century
i said, NAFTA
you're not all about me
there's no need for you today

NAFTA
it's time to let you go
i said, NAFTA
i want people to know
i said, NAFTA
that this time it's my show
so i'm going to rename you

your name is now Us-M-C-A
your name is now Us-M-C-A
yet much to my chagrin
i could not work "Trump" in
but we know who did all the work
rone: (nose)

Everyone is fired
Everyone is no longer part of the team
Everyone is fired
Now go and pack your things


rone: (nose)
This is not a hologram, yeah (This is not a hologram)
And these are not the magnetic fields (This is not a hologram)
This is not Paul Graham's head, no (This is not a hologram)
This is not a hologram

This is just a cryptographic function in the code (This is not a hologram)
This wants to be outside the hypervisor (This is not a hologram)
This is not Andreessen's leg (This is not a hologram)
This is not a hologram

This is not a hologram
This is not a hologram
Hologram
Hologram
Hologram
Hologram
Hologram
Hologram
rone: (nose)

Watching you ignore the bowl of dal
Curries just don't interest you at all
Smears of gravy never stain your face
You ate it all, and barely left a trace


You ain't heard a single word I've said
All i want's a steamy piece of bread
Served fresh from the fiery tandoor
To soak the dregs of my lamb vinda—


Why do you get all the naan in the world?
Why do you get all the naan in the world?

All the oval flatbreads disappear
Lonely, charred flakes all that's left, i fear
Rice can't fill the desperate void i feel
You took it all, you make me want to—


Why do you get all the naan in the world? [x19]
Why do you get all the naan?

rone: (face)

I smell a little Flatuletto of a man
Scat-a-poot!  Scat-a-poot!
Will you do the fart tango?

rone: (dust)

If you've set theory problems, i feel bad for you, son
I got ℵ0 problems but ∞ ain't one

rone: (cheese)

If you're havin' Pope problems, i feel bad for you, son
I got 95 theses but a bull ain't one

rone: (cheese)

(originally posted to the Elephant Talk mailing list on 2001-09-04)

I'm deals, i am making deals
I am the 1995 Texas governor
I'm deals, i am making deals making deals
I am the 2001 US President
A team.....the Texas Rangers
Flying planes...the National Guard...
Digging for oil in this great state...
There's a fraud we've all seen before...
Defaulting on loans to the S&L
With hands full of taxpayer money we
laugh as we profit hundredfold... run
for governor of Florida and win
Hurry up and wait for Poppy to run for president
Which sets a Bush precedent...
Texas ranch homesickness in a clean White House
And the longest ever trip to Europe.....no
Speak no speak no speak no speak your language
Mangle English for the fun of it... a world laughs
I can't explain, i sit alone at home
I sit alone at home.....Neil and Jeb and me
Dimwit brothers, dimwit brothers...



















rone: (goalie)

[livejournal.com profile] j4 brings South Africa 2010 to its rightful end:

I heard there was an awful sound
that echoed all the world around
Well, you don't really care for music, do ya?

It goes like this:
HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN-
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKK

The football fans all blowing vuvuzelas
Vuvuzela, vuvuzela...






Not really sure how Nigel de Jong didn't get a red card for leaving his footprint on Xabi Alonso's chest.  I didn't mind the rough game, as there was plenty of good soccer in between the yellow cards, with many (sometimes badly) missed chances for both teams.  In the end, Fábregas makes the assist for Iniesta's goal thanks to several lucky bounces in the preceding plays, plus Heitinga's inability to defend his field position while sitting in the locker room.  Spain's Kardiac Kids struck again with the fourth 1-0 game in a row, with the goal being scored with 27, 7, 17, and 4 minutes to go in the game.  Their midfield play was amazing, but they never seemed to get it together in the box as often as you'd've thought (but, clearly, often enough).  No other team seemed to have the wingers to make Capdevila and Ramos pay for their incessant play upfield (although Robben came very close), but Spain was so stout in the middle that it barely mattered.  Spain won in part because they made Kuyt irrelevant, and in part because van Persie was irrelevant all Cup long.

And now, the long wait for Brazil qualifiers.

rone: (Default)

[livejournal.com profile] j4 brings South Africa 2010 to its rightful end:

I heard there was an awful sound
that echoed all the world around
Well, you don't really care for music, do ya?

It goes like this:
HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN-
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKK

The football fans all blowing vuvuzelas
Vuvuzela, vuvuzela...






Not really sure how Nigel de Jong didn't get a red card for leaving his footprint on Xabi Alonso's chest.  I didn't mind the rough game, as there was plenty of good soccer in between the yellow cards, with many (sometimes badly) missed chances for both teams.  In the end, Fábregas makes the assist for Iniesta's goal thanks to several lucky bounces in the preceding plays, plus Heitinga's inability to defend his field position while sitting in the locker room.  Spain's Kardiac Kids struck again with the fourth 1-0 game in a row, with the goal being scored with 27, 7, 17, and 4 minutes to go in the game.  Their midfield play was amazing, but they never seemed to get it together in the box as often as you'd've thought (but, clearly, often enough).  No other team seemed to have the wingers to make Capdevila and Ramos pay for their incessant play upfield (although Robben came very close), but Spain was so stout in the middle that it barely mattered.  Spain won in part because they made Kuyt irrelevant, and in part because van Persie was irrelevant all Cup long.

And now, the long wait for Brazil qualifiers.

rone: (invincirone)

Please bear witness to [livejournal.com profile] nerdsholmferret's Star Trek Fan.

rone: (Default)

Please bear witness to [livejournal.com profile] nerdsholmferret's Star Trek Fan.

rone: (scohol)

If your brains are too loud
you've got to blow them out
Cobain

rone: (Default)

If your brains are too loud
you've got to blow them out
Cobain

rone: (oops)

I'm not a Grateful Dead fan, but someone out there could do a takeoff on "Truckin'" about a man's midlife crisis called "Fuckin'" with the line, "Living on redheads, vitamin V, and Rogaine".

rone: (Default)

I'm not a Grateful Dead fan, but someone out there could do a takeoff on "Truckin'" about a man's midlife crisis called "Fuckin'" with the line, "Living on redheads, vitamin V, and Rogaine".

rone: (sunflower)

In the Bhagavad Gita, honey,
Don't you know that i love you?
In the Bhagavad Gita, honey,
Don't you know that i'll always be true?
Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand?
Please take my hand!
[sitar solo]






Too much trouble: "I'll never be your Drizzt Do'Urden"

rone: (Default)

In the Bhagavad Gita, honey,
Don't you know that i love you?
In the Bhagavad Gita, honey,
Don't you know that i'll always be true?
Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand?
Please take my hand!
[sitar solo]






Too much trouble: "I'll never be your Drizzt Do'Urden"

rone: (i think too much)

And if the cloud bursts, thunder in your rear,
you fart but no one seems to hear
And if the butt you're on starts playing different tunes,
i'll see you on the fart side of the moon


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