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He's the hack from Mar-a-Lago
(Little Donald, Little Donald)
told his workers, "No te pago"
(Little Donald, Little Donald)
He thought big, he was optimistic
(Little Donald, Little Donald)
They didn't know he was narcissistic
Little Donald rants on the big stage
(Little Donald, Little Donald)
What he says doesn't make no sense

Sometimes people can be oh so dense
He didn't want it but he won it anyway
(Little Donald, Little Donald)
Little Donald stands in the White House
(Little Donald, Little Donald)
What he says don't make sense
What he says doesn't make no sense
(Little Donald, Little Donald)
Little Donald stands at a rally

Oh Donald John Trump I see you behind
The barred door of federal prison

Current Music: Pixies - Alec Eiffel

Hey, Brexit's not going all right
Hey, Brexit's not going all right
What's that floating in the Thames fog?
It's that bellend, Jacob Rees-Mogg

I believe in Mr. Grieve
Bercow's yelling out, "ORDER!"
Northern Ireland's got no border

I believe in Mr. Grieve
Do we have another division? Yup
Do we have another division?

Lalalala, lalalala
Lalalala, lalalala
Got Gove, got Corbyn
Got even ol' Boris Johnson

I believe in Mr. Grieve
Do we have another division? Yup
Do we have another division?
Do we have another division?

May can cry, May can mope
But can she swing for a third vote?
Oh, I believe
In Mr. Grieve
Hey, Brexit's not going all right
Hey, Brexit's not going all right

Current Music: David Bowie - I'd Rather Be High

(inspired by this spectacular bit of branding)

All kids love WALL!

What runs through your land
by bigots' demand
And over your nearest mall?
What breaks up a park
And generates snark?
It's Wall, Wall, Wall

It's Wall, it's Wall,
It's big, it's metal, it's slats.
It's Wall, it's Wall,
We've rolled up our welcome mats!

Nobody wants the Wall
You're gonna get the Wall
Come on and see the Wall
Everyone hates the Wall

Wa-wa-wall, wa-wa-wall

Wall, by MAGA!

Current Music: Throwing Muses - Crabtown

NAFTA
you're a Clinton treaty
i said, NAFTA
from the past century
i said, NAFTA
you're not all about me
there's no need for you today

NAFTA
it's time to let you go
i said, NAFTA
i want people to know
i said, NAFTA
that this time it's my show
so i'm going to rename you

your name is now Us-M-C-A
your name is now Us-M-C-A
yet much to my chagrin
i could not work "Trump" in
but we know who did all the work

Current Music: Led Zeppelin - Key to the Highway/Trouble in Mind

Everyone is fired
Everyone is no longer part of the team
Everyone is fired
Now go and pack your things

Current Music: Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island - Everything Is AWESOME!!!

This is not a hologram, yeah (This is not a hologram)
And these are not the magnetic fields (This is not a hologram)
This is not Paul Graham's head, no (This is not a hologram)
This is not a hologram

This is just a cryptographic function in the code (This is not a hologram)
This wants to be outside the hypervisor (This is not a hologram)
This is not Andreessen's leg (This is not a hologram)
This is not a hologram

This is not a hologram
This is not a hologram
Hologram
Hologram
Hologram
Hologram
Hologram
Hologram

Current Music: Mission of Burma - This Is Not a Photograph

Watching you ignore the bowl of dal
Curries just don't interest you at all
Smears of gravy never stain your face
You ate it all, and barely left a trace

You ain't heard a single word I've said
All i want's a steamy piece of bread
Served fresh from the fiery tandoor
To soak the dregs of my lamb vinda—

Why do you get all the naan in the world?
Why do you get all the naan in the world?

All the oval flatbreads disappear
Lonely, charred flakes all that's left, i fear
Rice can't fill the desperate void i feel
You took it all, you make me want to—

Why do you get all the naan in the world? [x19]
Why do you get all the naan?

Current Music: Nine Inch Nails - All the Love in the World

I smell a little Flatuletto of a man
Scat-a-poot! Scat-a-poot!
Will you do the fart tango?

Current Music: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody

If you've set theory problems, i feel bad for you, son
I got ℵ₀ problems but ∞ ain't one

Current Music: Mad Season - November Hotel

If you're havin' Pope problems, i feel bad for you, son
I got 95 theses but a bull ain't one

Current Music: Throwing Muses - Buzz

(originally posted to the Elephant Talk mailing list on 2001-09-04)

I'm deals, i am making deals
I am the 1995 Texas governor
I'm deals, i am making deals making deals
I am the 2001 US President
A team.....the Texas Rangers
Flying planes...the National Guard...
Digging for oil in this great state...
There's a fraud we've all seen before...
Defaulting on loans to the S&L
With hands full of taxpayer money we
laugh as we profit hundredfold... run
for governor of Florida and win
Hurry up and wait for Poppy to run for president
Which sets a Bush precedent...
Texas ranch homesickness in a clean White House
And the longest ever trip to Europe.....no
Speak no speak no speak no speak your language
Mangle English for the fun of it... a world laughs
I can't explain, i sit alone at home
I sit alone at home.....Neil and Jeb and me
Dimwit brothers, dimwit brothers...

Current Music: King Crimson - Neal and Jack and Me

j4 brings South Africa 2010 to its rightful end:

I heard there was an awful sound
that echoed all the world around
Well, you don't really care for music, do ya?

It goes like this:
HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN-
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKK
The football fans all blowing vuvuzelas
Vuvuzela, vuvuzela...

Not really sure how Nigel de Jong didn't get a red card for leaving his footprint on Xabi Alonso's chest. I didn't mind the rough game, as there was plenty of good soccer in between the yellow cards, with many (sometimes badly) missed chances for both teams. In the end, Fábregas makes the assist for Iniesta's goal thanks to several lucky bounces in the preceding plays, plus Heitinga's inability to defend his field position while sitting in the locker room. Spain's Kardiac Kids struck again with the fourth 1-0 game in a row, with the goal being scored with 27, 7, 17, and 4 minutes to go in the game. Their midfield play was amazing, but they never seemed to get it together in the box as often as you'd've thought (but, clearly, often enough). No other team seemed to have the wingers to make Capdevila and Ramos pay for their incessant play upfield (although Robben came very close), but Spain was so stout in the middle that it barely mattered. Spain won in part because they made Kuyt irrelevant, and in part because van Persie was irrelevant all Cup long.

And now, the long wait for Brazil qualifiers.

Current Music: Sleater-Kinney - The Professional

j4 brings South Africa 2010 to its rightful end:

I heard there was an awful sound
that echoed all the world around
Well, you don't really care for music, do ya?

It goes like this:
HOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN-
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKK
The football fans all blowing vuvuzelas
Vuvuzela, vuvuzela...

And now, the long wait for Brazil qualifiers.

Current Music: Sleater-Kinney - The Professional

Please bear witness to nerdsholmferret's Star Trek Fan.

Current Music: Soundgarden - Head Injury

Please bear witness to nerdsholmferret's Star Trek Fan.

Current Music: Soundgarden - Head Injury

If your brains are too loud
you've got to blow them out
Cobain

Current Music: The Trey Gunn Band - Kaffaljidhma

I'm not a Grateful Dead fan, but someone out there could do a takeoff on "Truckin'" about a man's midlife crisis called "Fuckin'" with the line, "Living on redheads, vitamin V, and Rogaine".

Current Music: Los Prisioneros - Jugar a la Guerra

I'm not a Grateful Dead fan, but someone out there could do a takeoff on "Truckin'" about a man's midlife crisis called "Fuckin'" with the line, "Living on redheads, vitamin V, and Rogaine".

Current Music: Los Prisioneros - Jugar a la Guerra

In the Bhagavad Gita, honey,
Don't you know that i love you?
In the Bhagavad Gita, honey,
Don't you know that i'll always be true?
Oh, won't you come with me
And take my hand?
Please take my hand!
[sitar solo]

Too much trouble: "I'll never be your Drizzt Do'Urden"

Current Music: U2 - One Step Closer

Too much trouble: "I'll never be your Drizzt Do'Urden"

Current Music: U2 - One Step Closer

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Entries tagged with filk

d.j.t.

drool britannia

they stole from the rich and gave to the criminally insane!

trumpage people

the (i have to )LE(t you )GO movie

this is peter_dasilva's and microsoft's fault

riddle: after he ate all the flatbread, how much was left?

peristaltic rhapsody (fragment)

today i learned this is originally an ice-t lyric

Martin-L presents The Indulgent Album

neil and jeb and me

sic transit gloria fútbol

sic transit gloria fútbol

zz top should've made an appearance as aliens on st:tng

zz top should've made an appearance as aliens on st:tng

we've got this thing, it's called courtney love

synaptic detritus