entombed in the shrine of zeroes and ones

[SFX: didgeridoo]

ANNOUNCER: Huh ta speak Ostrayleen.

[Sleazy guy walks up to well-endowed woman and puts both hands on her breasts.]

ANNOUNCER: Multi-touch interface.

[Woman knocks out sleazebag with a right hook.]

ANNOUNCER: Haptic feedback.

[Enormous can of horse piss is slammed on the counter.]

ANNOUNCER: Beeah—*BZZZZT*GAAAH!

Wanna earn a quick $100?  Dan at Hijinx Comics (whose weblog can be found at wacky_hijinx) has some cataloguing software he wrote on Linux and he'd like to have someone port it to Windows.