everything i ever wanted to know i learned from my feces

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You are just another turd. - Only farts get ahead in
this world. - If it smells like shit, it probably is
shit. - You are what you eat.  Especially if you ate
corn. - No amount of laxatives will dislodge a stout
constipation who firmly believes he belongs where he
is. - Rumors are like diarrhea; your underwear shall
be soiled when you only expected a fart. - Getting a
warm enema is a lovely way to prepare for your date.