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[rone]

I often tend bar at the altar of ha ha only serious. When i pour a good serving, the two-fisted perfection of honesty and irony sit neatly, one atop the other, like a black-and-tan; not only does it look great, but it goes down easy and the flavors mingle in your mouth, yet remain distinct. When i don't... well, like that great American patriot Philip J. Fry will say someday in the future, "Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up." Sometimes, some of the things i say are so muddled, i don't know whether i'm serious or kidding or a little of both. It bothers me and it makes me a little sad, and i wonder if i should give it up. But i won't, because i've found that it's the most effective way to tell people the truth, because they laugh, and then they think. It sticks with them when it happens that way.

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[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Well, only about stuff like, "Hey, i do like pie."

Re: Mmm, Pie!

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

And do you have something against pie, Mr. Rantypants?

Looks like you uncorked a real shitstorm over on Orkut's Antisocial Networks. Keep up the good work!

Re: Mmm, Pie!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's all played out. All it's doing is making me pine for the good ol' days of Usenet. These people don't even know how to argue or flame. Maybe i should have a seminar.

Re: Mmm, Pie!

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I find that as I get older I just can't be bothered to take the time and effort to craft a really good flame, and arguing with faceless cretins just drains me of energy that I need to do other things that I find far more enjoyable.

Otoh, I got my first FOAF spam today which got my blood boiling for a microsecond or two.

And I'm thinking of posting an "Orkut -- Now What?" message asking what the hell's supposed to happen next. Right now, all that I can come up with is:

1 Collect underpants, friends, testimonials, fans, and rankings
2 ???
3 Profit!

Re: Mmm, Pie!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

You can actually turn off FOAF mail in your settings, which is a blessing.

You need to post that "now what" bit. I CHARGE YOU WITH A HOLY QUEST.

I think i'm going to have my orkut account deleted within the next week.

Re: Mmm, Pie!

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

I CHARGE YOU WITH A HOLY QUEST

Hey, I'm wearin' the pope hat here buddy!

okay, I'll do it