[Kerry] soon returned to the attack, calling the shortage of flu vaccine another example of how the Bush administration deals with problems facing the nation.Of all the freaking things this administration has done wrong... Kerry is sticking to the flu shots. Because he really needs the old fart vote! Terrorists might not get them for a while, but they might DIE this flu season thanks to the Bush Administration's failure to manufacture enough flu shots in their SEKRIT LABS!!1
"This story is a demonstration of this administration, how they deal with everything," Kerry said. "Because of the failure of judgment, failure to act, we have a shortfall of 48 million flu shots."
Actually, now we know what that bulge on Bush's back is: that's where he's keeping all the flu shots!