dream

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Barry Bonds was somewhere in southern Asia playing a game of kings with a guide and a porter (and i came along as the documentarist or journalist or whatever). It was like golf, but it was a day-long trek around a castle and other environs. There were sheer cliffs, so if you hit the ball (which you picked up, tossed, and swung at, as in baseball, but your club looked somewhat like a cross between a croquet mallet and a 1-wood) incorrectly, you might end up losing it. Bonds hits this shot that starts to slice towards the cliff, but manages to stay on the mountain. We have to walk to the next spot, which involves slowly moving across the cliff face via carved handholds and footholds. Once we get past that, on the way to the ball, we pass fantastic architecture and bizarre, Myst-like machines.

I woke up before he finished, but i'm fairly confident that he did a legendary job.