kids, today we're going to learn how to pee into a cup

[rone]

A private high school in East Buttfuck, Illinois, will require all its students to undergo drug testing next fall. At least that can't happen in public schools; still, i don't see how these clowns are going to get away with testing kids without parental approval. Are they going to expel kids who won't test? That'll be a great way of getting parents to keep their kids enrolled in your school.

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[ex-askesis860.livejournal.com]

At least that can't happen in public schools

Yet. See Tuesday's SC decision. (http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/national/AP-Scotus-Police-Searches.html) I'm considering holding a wake for the Fourth Amendment.

[boutell.livejournal.com]

Officer Badcop: All RIGHT! Now that bag of confiscated crack I bring on every bust will come in TWICE as handy!