kids, today we're going to learn how to pee into a cup

[rone]

A private high school in East Buttfuck, Illinois, will require all its students to undergo drug testing next fall. At least that can't happen in public schools; still, i don't see how these clowns are going to get away with testing kids without parental approval. Are they going to expel kids who won't test? That'll be a great way of getting parents to keep their kids enrolled in your school.

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[eviltofu.livejournal.com]

I want the tests to cover the staff as well!