cuidado con el alacrán que te pica

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Today is my dad's and my uncle Jaime's birthday. Tomorrow is Kimmy's birthday. Two weeks from today is my birthday. A week after that is my cousin Lourdes's birtday. Two weeks from yesterday is my aunt Koka's birthday. A week after that is my aunt Martha's birthday.

We Scorpios are a hardy, rowdy, and feisty bunch. Worship us. Only good can come of it.