best of rone's twitter, edited for your pleasure, or something

[rone]

Because i could not stop for death, i bought some to go.

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What the world needs is a first-person shooter version of Dig Dug.

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Working in the data center is like hanging out in Darth Vader's chest.

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When i die, i hope to have a funny look on my face.  When the rigor mortis sets in, people coming to my funeral will say, "Wow, Mom was right."

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You know the human race is a fucking failure when there's such a thing as a "blogging Lifetime Achievement Award".

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Yo mama's so ugly, she can't masturbate anymore `cause her clitoris got a restraining order against her.

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There is no 'i' in 'team', but there is an 'eat' and a 'me'.

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Consider, if you will, the potential of Dr. Phil/Jim Cramer erotica.

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Dear President Obama: stretching out a hand to Joe Lieberman should only happen when your arm fully extends as you backhand him across his Droopy face.

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