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[rone]

<ronebofh> palecur: netflix is big on not hiring assholes.
<palecur> rone: for true? That is a good thing
<rone> but i slipped in anyway.
<palecur> you're not an asshole
<palecur> you just sometimes get ridden by Baron Rectum, the asshole loa
<palecur> then we throw rum at you and youre ok

Comments

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

OH MY GODS. Fucking brilliant.

I would be totally tempted to use this as an ongoing mental structure, except a) Naming a thing gives it power and I am SO not being responsible for birthing that concept, and b) I'm not sure who I'd be pissing off but it's probably a bad idea anyway.

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

Brilliant.

[racerxmachina.livejournal.com]

A conversation with my husband about a recent email group discussion:

Me, to Eric: Hey, So-and-so was pretty snarky in his last message, did you see that?
Eric, to me: Yeah, did Ron come up and take over his keyboard for a minute?

Your reputation is spreading.

[erikred.livejournal.com]

So, wait, we're not going to stuff him with salt and sew him shut?

Damn it, palecur, what the hell am I gonna do with all of this salt? Brine him?

[therobbergirl.livejournal.com]

So that's what happened to the rum.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

Mystery solved!

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Subscirbe.