dear microsoft: choke on my fuck

[rone]

I have no joke here, i just like saying, "If you think that you are experiencing a memory leak, be aware that memory leaks may not be what they appear to be. You may discover that a memory leak is not a true memory leak, but is a performance enhancement."

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[wisn.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be the guy who says, "Given the quality of Windows application developers I've had to work with before, I can understand why they phrased it like that," but given the quality of Windows application developers I've had to work with before, yeah.

It keeps thousands of MCSEs from spending hours trying to understand how caching works, through the use of handwaves and reassuring tones.