dear microsoft: choke on my fuck

[rone]

I have no joke here, i just like saying, "If you think that you are experiencing a memory leak, be aware that memory leaks may not be what they appear to be. You may discover that a memory leak is not a true memory leak, but is a performance enhancement."

Comments

[sambushell.livejournal.com]

If you think that you are experiencing a condescending passage in a technical support page, be aware that condescending passages may not be what they appear to be. You may discover that a condescending passage is not a true condescending passage, but is a vague appeal to legitimate programming practices, spoiled by poor writing and possibly a weak understanding of the topic on the part of the author.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I could just smooch you right now.

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

These kinds of comments are hazardous to my respiratory tract.

[dagbrown.livejournal.com]

I just spent a while hunting around for the "upvote" button, just so I can say "M3 T00" in a non-obnoxious way. Unfortunately LiveJournal only lets me say "M3 T00!!" in the AOL-tastic way, so I'm forced to do so.

That was a spectacularly badly-worded way of saying "Yo dawg, we like to have results in our results, so we remember what we asked for while we remember what we asked for."