my wife is smarter than i am, part n of x

[rone]

23:30
RON: I have to do one more thing for work, won't take me more than 30 minutes.
KIMBERLY: Right.  You've said that all week and it always takes you two hours.
RON: Not this time, i'm sure of it.

23:40
RON: Shit, this isn't going to work.

23:41
COWORKER: O HAI HLP ME PLZ
RON: Sure.

01:50
COWORKER: THX!!
RON: Ugh.

Comments

[oh6.livejournal.com]

OH yeah.

Except I'm not married, and I don't actually get caught by coworkers, I just put off answering questions in email.

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. Even when I feel good about helping someone, I hate looking up to say, "Wow, end of the day and I haven't done anything I wanted to." Doing that at midnight gets you extra blarrgh points.

[tronpublic.livejournal.com]

Chirp I say, chirp.

[nixzusehen.livejournal.com]

My wife finds that one... familiar.

[epileptikitty.livejournal.com]

NO, RAT IZ MYN GOWAY

[haloumi.livejournal.com]

But that trick never works.

This time for sure!

(For reasons I cannot explain, I have always thought that substituting the word 'ass' for the word 'hat' made this particular Rocky and Bullwinkle sketch much better. I have lost track of the number of times I have said "No doubt about it, I have to get a new ass.")

Just so long as

[notr.livejournal.com]

you don't have to get a new asshat.