another twentytwo-percenter hits the news cycle

[rone]

<venividi> some nutter is "tired of hearing about kosher salt" so he's introducing "Christian salt" -- blessed by an episcopal priest
<ronebofh> i guess you want blessed salt to fend off vampire slug attacks.

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[doctroid.livejournal.com]

My father died of vampiric hypertension, you bastard.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

He couldn't handle the pressure, huh?