are the cubs truly cursed?
Oct. 14th, 2003 08:15 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This kid's gonna have to enter the Witless Relocation Program.
For the baseball-impaired: The Cubs are rolling along, ahead 3-0, pitching in the top of the 8th inning, one out and Juan Pierre on second, when Luis Castillo lifts a fly to left. Moisés Alou is about to catch the ball when some utter, complete, unadulterated clod messes up the ball's trajectory into the stands. Foul ball. Castillo walks on a wild pitch ball 4 which advances Pierre to 3rd base. A Pudge Rodríguez single drives in Pierre, and the inning goes to hell, and so does the game for the Cubs.
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Date: 2003-10-14 11:25 pm (UTC)He's probably a lifelong cubs fan, too. FUN! I imagine we'll be reading about his suicide someday.
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Date: 2003-10-15 05:02 am (UTC)Alou (http://www.suntimes.com/output/cubs/spx-news-rside15.html) says at the end of this Chicago Sun Times story on the subject.
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Date: 2003-10-15 06:42 am (UTC)If the Cubs win Game 7, he will STILL have to deal with jeering and unpleasantness for as long as he lives in Chicago. But if they blow it tonight, he will have to get plastic surgery, change his name, grow a beard, enter the Witness Protection Program, be escorted to a private plane, fly to Albania, hide in an underground bunker for the rest of his life, put major surveillance systems around the vault-door entrance and require sixteen forms of ID from the Albanian pizza-delivery guys.
And even THEN, some Bleacher Bum will track him down and remove his bodily organs in alphabetical order.
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Date: 2003-10-15 02:11 pm (UTC)This is bloody Greek tragedy, it is.
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Date: 2003-10-16 09:07 pm (UTC)Nobody's saying it's right or fair, but that guy is doomed.
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Date: 2003-10-16 11:06 pm (UTC)