not that i normally pay attention to this sort of thing

[rone]

[Poll #1270036]

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[devonapple.livejournal.com]

But no tapping -- you know the no-touching rule in the men's room!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Dude, women are reading this! Do not reveal men's room rules!

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

You didn't put this on a "dudes only" filter? Doesn't everyone have one?

[gothgeekgirl.livejournal.com]

Heh. I have a "girlz only" filter, primarily to spare my male readers. Guys squick so easily!

I'm also laughing because this is in the same class of problems as "how does a woman tell a male coworker that his fly is open?" (yes guys, WE NOTICE ;)

More seriously, there are medications that will cause that sort of urination problem, notably Strattera, an ADD medication that both I and my S.O. take. So this guy may be fixing a problem rather than ignoring one.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

So Strattera transfers the attention deficit problem from your brain to your bladder... clever.

[tau-iota-mu-c.livejournal.com]

Why are you looking there?


Actually, I have a pair of jeans that posed no problems for their first few months of life, but which now unzip automatically every hour or so.

[devonapple.livejournal.com]

Ah: "Action" jeans!

[gothgeekgirl.livejournal.com]

Why are you looking there?

Pick one or more:

• Why not?


• *shrug* I have ADD; my eyes bounce around.


• I'm a geek- I look at EVERYTHING. (which is not to say I retain it all- see above)


• It's a girl thing- I tuck labels back inside people's shirt collars, too.


• I spend much of my time spotting and fixing broken patterns. That part of my brain doesn't turn off just because I'm not getting paid for it.

[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! The secret is mine! Wait'll I tell the girls!

On second thought, eww.

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

But what if we need to use the men's bathroom at a busy concert or sporting event?

[solipsistnation.livejournal.com]

Just make sure you don't use a urinal next to anyone else. Maintain that empty space-- you wouldn't want dudes to think you WANTED to see their willies! Especially not when they're peein', 'cause that's just weird.

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