if you don't buy one, the terrorists will win

[rone]

Found in the men's bathroom in a Barstow gas station.

Comments

Now I'm curious...

[jnievele.blogspot.com (from livejournal.com)]

What IS a freedom tickler? Does it give you the freedom to tickle, or do you tickle Freedom with it?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's a tickler that's been sliced up and deep-fried.

[motis.livejournal.com]

You were in Barstow?

I live about 15 miles from there.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Explains a lot, that does.

[motis.livejournal.com]

Hey, I didn't say I was FROM there.

[reverendluke.livejournal.com]

I've actually seen those before! Somewhere in Missouri, maybe? Anyway, I had to buy one because I couldn' bring myself to believe they were actually real otherwise.

(And, no, it never got used.)

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

Fricken Barstow! Criminy. What won't they have.
Although, did you go to GAME WORLD (http://flickr.com/photos/zusty/2149643506/in/set-72157603538832195/)?

[epileptikitty.livejournal.com]

"We were somewhere outside of Barstow when the drugs began to take hold."

[bungo.livejournal.com]

One need scarcely contemplate the risks our unfancied womenfolk will be exposed to without this. I recommend an entry in Schneier's Third Annual Movie-Plot Threat Contest (http://www.schneier.com/crypto-gram-0804.html).