dance, monkey, dance

[rone]

Somewhere, there's a person who's responsible for all the poor fools dancing on street corners, swinging and spinning arrow-shaped signs that almost always seem to be advertising some goddamned condos.  And when i'm king, i will find that person and i will have them abused, ridiculed, and humiliated to the full extent of the law.

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[motis.livejournal.com]

"And when i'm king, i will find that person and i will have them abused, ridiculed, and humiliated to the full extent of the law."

Only to the full extent of the law?

Please write some new laws first, so the perp can have a nice big heavy steel arrow superglued to his hands reading "THROW NINJA STARS".

I see the sign-twirlers all over the country when I'm out in the big rig. The whole idea of using a person as a signpost is just astonishingly dehumanizing. It's like hiring someone to be your bicycle or your toilet.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Yes, writing new laws is clearly the subtext that i so clearly implied.

And i agree wholeheartedly with the dehumanization. "Dance, monkey, dance" wasn't merely used for its catchiness.

[motis.livejournal.com]

Contrary to popular belief, I actually am capable of heartily agreeing with other people. I'm just not very good at it because it happens so infrequently.

Carry on.