dance, monkey, dance

[rone]

Somewhere, there's a person who's responsible for all the poor fools dancing on street corners, swinging and spinning arrow-shaped signs that almost always seem to be advertising some goddamned condos.  And when i'm king, i will find that person and i will have them abused, ridiculed, and humiliated to the full extent of the law.

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[dpk.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we've got them all over here. Some areas have laws limiting sign waving (I remember hearing a story about limits on the speed they can spin and the angles they can move).

It's disturbing that someone would decide to buy a $X00,000 condo because someone obnoxious was holding up an obnoxious sign.

"For example, in the Pacific Iris development in Moreno Valley, nearly 8 percent of the 3,600 people who toured the model homes through October indicated on a survey that they had found the site through human directionals, said Melissa White, marketing coordinator for Newport Beach-based Pacific Communities."

May I suggest throwing those 8% in the stocks, your majesty?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

The stocks are too good for the likes of them.