cnn sucks: a one-act play

[rone]

<ronebofh> god damn it, will someone PLEASE kill larry king.
<lb> maybe we can suffocate him with lou dobbs' balls.

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[stoneself.livejournal.com]

what did he do this time?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

"She dated the child sex-tape suspect for ten years, now she fears for her life! The ex-girlfriend of Chester Stiles speaks out. Tonight, 9 ET"

AHEM.

[notr.livejournal.com]

"Dobbs" is not plural. At least, it had better not be.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I'm not about to start putting [sic] on everyone's blurb.

Maybe

[notr.livejournal.com]

I'll even start paying attention to attributions.

I think I'll flap my arms and fly to the moon.

CNN, Fox, MSNBC, even Headline News

[rotojeff.livejournal.com]

They all suck so bad. I get more annoyed at Headline News for having talking heads and their shows - wasn't the channel invented just so you could avoid that crap and just get the news?