buzzword bingo

[rone]

I saw a Silicon Valley flyer on Facebook for The IT Flower.  I showed it to my boss and cosysadmins.  The derision in our office was off the scale.  I would really like to see the negative form of the flower, where the axes go off into How Work Doesn't Get Done and Types of Work Avoidance.

Comments

[sunburn.livejournal.com]

Let's see-- types of Work Avoidance ranges from "Totally goofing off" to "Goldbricking" and How Work Doesn't Get Done ranges from "Impenetrable Bureaucracy (i.e. obstructed by others)" to "Singular Incompetence."

but... but...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

If it is your job to form the useless meetings, then isn't one's own Singular Incompetence that the Impenetrable Bureaucracy has achieved, well Entropy Of A Black Hole!!!

So try to understand that there is an alternative to 'never take a meeting with idiots' and that is to be the person who gets paid to be RatBert...