flaming gases

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"Having loud explosive diarrhea isn't usually considered a good thing. But having it while sitting on the toilet and the guy in the stall next to you just answered his cell phone? Not so bad."

- Paul Tomblin

I awoke to a massive, all-around headache, to which soon was added a certain looseness in the bowel and a touch of nausea. On the plus side, this led to a somewhat more productive day than normal. I expect i shall be fresh and diligent tomorrow, if perhaps a touch flatulent.