i had a pinky but i losted it

[rone]

This is my dad's right hand.

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[nyar.livejournal.com]

Is there a story here?

[badblood44.livejournal.com]

Shocker gone bad?

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

Did it break off when he was spanking you?

[qwrrty.livejournal.com]

Looks like my father-in-law's hand!

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

Looks to me like his WRONG hand...

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

Honey, you're clenching a little too SON OF A BITCH!

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Dad was sawing a door in half with a jigsaw. As he finished, the halves fell inwards, somehow knocking the saw out of my dad's hand, upwards and around, and it cut my dad's pinky off. They tried reättaching it, but no go. This was in late 1990.

[jhnc.livejournal.com]

Ouch. My grandfather lost three toes to his lawnmower.

I'm quite happy to still have all my appendages.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I stuck my right foot into the lawnmower when i was 4. Luckily, the shoe took most of the damage.

[schwa242.livejournal.com]

So did my dad. And my mom lost one toe to a lawnmower. This happened to both of them before they met, but made for some interesting flirting.

[wisn.livejournal.com]

Quit covering for his time in the Yakuza. You're not fooling anybody.

[ikkyu2.livejournal.com]

Oughtta introduce him to this guy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Polydactyly.jpg).

[sunburn.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine, in Minnesota, once called me at 11PM (my time) on a weeknight, from her car. She needed directions to a hospital.

Naturally I asked her to give me a little more detail, i.e. was she dying, and it turned out that her father had been installing the large springs on his new garage door. Well, it turns out there's a reason that in some states it's illegal to do this yourself. He was home alone (wife out of town) out in rural MN, and he was stretching the spring, and the spring contracted, grabbing and nipping off the tip of his right index finger, up to the first little joint. It didn't release his hand, so it yanked his arm downward so fast that he was pulled bodily off his stepstool and broke his hand and arm in the process.

He had to run half a mile to the nearest neighbor to get help, and he had the tip of his finger on ice, but the doctor said that, while they could re-attach it, it'll never feel right, work right, or touch right and since he's a self-employed consultant, his health coverage wasn't going to pay for much of the microsurgery required. So he does without.

If you ever meet him, ask him about his hand, and he'll tell you a story about the time he went fishing for Baracuda. Don't know how to find him? Go to Minnesota, and ask for "Stumpy." (Actually, according to the St. Paul Police blotter, there are multiple men named "Stumpy" in his area. hunh.)

[dr-memory.livejournal.com]

Ouchie.

Award

[(Anonymous)]

Grossest lolcats parody award.

Thib ;-)