don't mind me

[rone]

You shouldn't be burning anything in a church, because it's God's house, not yours.  Unless He sets it on fire himself, then it's OK.

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[deirdremoon.livejournal.com]

Gawddamn, that's funny! Great story.

Rone, I think we have permission to burn, say, candles and incense, yes? Prior consent and all that? And now that you mention, why *don't* we have a bush set aside in every church just in case God wants to dial us up? He's already used that method, you'd think we'd try to make it easier on Him. Planted in, y'know, some asbestos planter in a nice open space up front. Like the famed Red Phone in the White House.

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Maybe i should set Bush on fire and claim i did it because God wanted to talk to me.