do you have a daughter?

[rone]

If so, for the love of all that is holy, do not buy her this breakfast cereal.

If you want to buy it for your son, you're on your own.

Comments

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Can I buy it for myself? ;-)

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Only if you're a pretty princess.

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

I think my niece Jade would probably go for that--she's a pretty princess supreme, and her parents can't figure out where it came from. I guess some people are just inherently pretty princesses.

[marknau.livejournal.com]

Rawk!!!

[thingamarob.livejournal.com]

I didn't buy it for her, but she did eat it at my buddy's house last weekend. Usually they have Disney Princess Cereal (http://scoop.diamondgalleries.com/scoop_article.asp?ai=5169&si=125), no lie. Tastes like Lucky Charms. Speaking of which, ever emptied an entire box of Lucky Charms of its marshmallows to make a gigantic, multicolored marshmallow ball?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be too risky? It might explode!

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

Barbie is like, so last Tuesday. I'm getting Daughter of Mr. Bali Hai a Bratz Tiki Bar (http://cgi.ebay.com/Bratz-Sun-Kissed-Summer-Tiki-bar-Barbie-My-Scene_W0QQitemZ330104229995QQcategoryZ36547QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting).

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

*SPAF*

[mrbalihai.livejournal.com]

What does Eugene (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaf) have to do with tiny tiki bars?

Speaking Of Computer Security And Decency...

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

Isn't it clearly a violation of the Patriot Act to Transmit a Bratz Tiki Bar Image by any Means???

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

It's an allusion to Kibo's first post on alt.religion.kibology (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/6270/kibo.html), which is conveniently missing from groups.google.com, damn their oily hides.

[pennyhill.livejournal.com]

Barbie-sized Tiki Torches? OMIGOD! How cool.
David Lindley would be amused...

[rimrunner.livejournal.com]

IT BURNS USSSSSS

[oldgrover.livejournal.com]

What if I want to buy it for you?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

I'm not a pretty princess.

[twillis.livejournal.com]

When the Big Guy and I have a sprog, the plan is to enforce a diet of thin gruel, so no worries there.

And if the kid tries to draw a Princess Barbie on the side of the gruel bucket, he/she won't be allowed to use the house crayon for a month.

[hwrnmnbsol.livejournal.com]

There's something wrong with Barbie's neck. It seems off-kilter somehow. I don't trust people whose heads connect up from the side.

[merde.livejournal.com]

OH my fucking GOD. what the FUCK. that's the scariest damn thing i've seen all week. even scarier than the mystery meats at the mexican market at the end of my street.

Must Control Fist Of Death....

[drieuxster.livejournal.com]

Oh that is SOOO, insert verb phrase noun here, the trauma, the shock, the horror, the need to just bomb canada to get that out of my system...

[rbradakis.livejournal.com]

I'll not only not buy it for them, I'll be certain to tell them how horrible it is to want to eat Barbie for breakfast.

[glaucon.livejournal.com]

Is that real? where can I find it?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Stupormarket? That's where i found it...