the four, no, five elements of food

[rone]

Any recipe can be improved by judicious use of one or more of the following:

• bacon
• chocolate
• cheese
• butter
• garlic

Counterexamples welcome.

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[vardissakheli.livejournal.com]

uni sushi. Especially not chocolate. Even several hours after eating uni, which I actually liked but will probably never choose to eat again, burping while eating a chocolate bar was by far the most disgusting culinary experience I've ever had.