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English already has perfectly useful gender-neutral pronouns: it, its. Use them. Do not use they, them for singular objects. Do not use the abhorrent, artificial 'hir', 'zie', 'blim', 'gur', or whatever. Yes, people can be called 'it'. Deal with it.

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1. It's ambiguous.

Context-dependent != ambiguous. Ambiguity is a result of poor writing, which no amount of fiddling with vocabulary will ever fix. :)

I'll go a little bit further out on this limb and state that avoiding ambiguity is not a self-justifying goal. The human brain is very, very good at disambiguation, as evidenced by the existence of languages like, say, Japanese, where not only is (third-person) gender contextual, but so are plurals. (Weirdly, Japanese forces you to specify gender when speaking in the first person.) Why not play to our strengths?

I'll happily live with a bit of ambiguity in the lexicon if it helps prevent English from turning into Latin or, god forbid, German.

I think most people would agree that this is a very strange-sounding passage, though.

Deliberately constructed worst-case examples usually do sound strange. :) Drop the unnecessary final 'his', and it immediately sounds 66% less stilted.

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Context-dependent != ambiguous. Ambiguity is a result of poor writing, which no amount of fiddling with vocabulary will ever fix. :)

(A side-note: are we only talking about writing or are we also discussing how people should talk? But anyway.) This seems to assume that there is always a good way to indicate that you are using he-as-neutral-pronoun vs. he-as-male-pronoun, but I'm not convinced this is the case.

I think most people would agree that this is a very strange-sounding passage, though.

Deliberately constructed worst-case examples usually do sound strange. :) Drop the unnecessary final 'his', and it immediately sounds 66% less stilted.

Really? Can you create a similar worst-case example demonstrating the use of he as a male pronoun?