i can't let this one go by

[rone]

I'm guessing you're "stealth" because you don't have the stones to face the brunt of ridicule over your outrageously low offer of $55k for someone to do *everything* for your office.  You're detailing work that will take, at a minimum, 14 hours a day.  No one person is going to be able to work that much and do a GOOD job at it.

Get a goddamned clue.  Hell, get a six-pack of clues.  Hire enough people for the job and PAY THEM WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.  You need two people: an IT guru and an office manager.  You are NOT going to get anyone worth more than shit for $55k, in either job, let alone both.  Your company is in a crucial stage, and getting an idiot or an incompetent now is going to hamstring your company.  You will regret it, guaranteed.  You should be looking at about $70k for the office manager and $85k for the IT person, MINIMUM.  Don't fucking argue with me!  Just fucking do it.

A dog walker?  You people are fucking insane.  It's not 1998 anymore.  You aren't going to get naïve chumps who will work for stock options.  Get real!

rone

Comments

[also-huey.livejournal.com]

I think Rone is planning on going out there to paint their fuckin' wagon.

[vatine]

Yeah, he'd be in trouble if he fucked their painting wagon.

[also-huey.livejournal.com]

Great, now I'm seeing Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood singing "We're gonna fuck the wagon! We're gonna fuck the wagon!"

OK GO, save me!

[vatine]

Be careful to use a kevlar condom, exhaust pipes are frequently rather hot and may cause tissue damage. [ I wonder if I've out-rone'd rone? ]

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

You are JG Ballard and I claim my anatomical diagrams?