i can't let this one go by

[rone]

I'm guessing you're "stealth" because you don't have the stones to face the brunt of ridicule over your outrageously low offer of $55k for someone to do *everything* for your office.  You're detailing work that will take, at a minimum, 14 hours a day.  No one person is going to be able to work that much and do a GOOD job at it.

Get a goddamned clue.  Hell, get a six-pack of clues.  Hire enough people for the job and PAY THEM WHAT THEY'RE WORTH.  You need two people: an IT guru and an office manager.  You are NOT going to get anyone worth more than shit for $55k, in either job, let alone both.  Your company is in a crucial stage, and getting an idiot or an incompetent now is going to hamstring your company.  You will regret it, guaranteed.  You should be looking at about $70k for the office manager and $85k for the IT person, MINIMUM.  Don't fucking argue with me!  Just fucking do it.

A dog walker?  You people are fucking insane.  It's not 1998 anymore.  You aren't going to get naïve chumps who will work for stock options.  Get real!

rone

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Smart and edgy

[rotojeff.livejournal.com]

And they think they're SOOOO smart and edgy and i really ought to find out who these people are so i can drive to their office and throw at them all the dog crap i collected from my back yard.

This is exactly the vibe I got as well. They remind me of the dot-com that bought our company in '97. Yeah, we're going to vastly underpay you, but you should still feel honored working for us....

Re: Smart and edgy

[velvet-wood.livejournal.com]

off topic, but had to say... that is one _really_ danged cute kid in your icon there.

Re: Smart and edgy

[rotojeff.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I need to get an updated version up there - that one is about nine months old!