adventures of tosh, lowest common denominator of america

[rone]

<tosh``> i got a date with this hot chick next week... and of all the fucking restaurants in the city she somehow picked out some wine dinner priced at 70 bux
<tosh``> fucking shit
<beakman> you better score then
<tosh``> i hope she doesnt expect me to pay for her too damn
<tosh``> and there better be some fucking sex after dinner
<tosh``> and the thing is i dont know shit about wines
<tosh``> its at "maverick"
<tosh``> never heard of it
<lb> you're sitting in a channel full of people who mostly give a shit about wine and know the basics
<lb> ask some questions
<tosh``> well i want to sound like i know what i am talking about... so what should i say exactly
<tosh``> man i only drink beers
<nyar> say that it is fruity, with a good mouth feel
<lb> like when you fellate a banana

Comments

[dagbrown.livejournal.com]

Why did this not rate a "fuckheads" tag?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

Hmm, tosh is a bit of a fuckhead, but he's more comic relief than anything else. He's a stunning example of arrested development.

[pentomino.livejournal.com]

haw haw.

He's going to pay for her, he's going to pay twice what he expects, and she's going to hug him goodnight.

Do I get to find out how it ends?

[ronebofh.livejournal.com]

If he pops in again and lets us know, you'll be the first i tell.

[haineux.livejournal.com]

this joke:wine snobs::"make me one with everything":buddhists?

[dr-strych9.livejournal.com]

Strangely, I think this bit of online dialogue goes pretty well with the recommended music.

[nyar.livejournal.com]

That guy is just a bit... too... funny.

[shawn-burns.livejournal.com]

HI-larious.