i found this lying around in my saved drafts folder

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<bivaughn> "Forty years after the Beatles rocked the Gator Bowl, Paul McCartney will return to Jacksonville to perform at the Ameriquest Mortgage Super Bowl XXXIX Halftime Show."
<bivaughn> These sponsorships are...really pissing me off.
<bivaughn> I wish I was super-rich...I could have fake companies sponsor events.
<bivaughn> The Higgins Abortionarium presents....Icecapades!