ah, irony, my constant friend

[rone]

The one time i've had to pick through my food because it's filled with stuff i don't like is the time i break down and have a coworker order pizza because everyone else went to lunch without me (jerks).  I just wanted a lamb topping, but it arrived with lamb, green and red peppers, onions and olives.

The pizza arrived with a packet of ketchup, too.  Disgusting.

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[motis.livejournal.com]

The first month I was in China, my boss took me to a restaurant that specialized in American-style pizza. The owner and the chef came out to meet me (longnose roundeye mans are big celebrities in most of China) and promised to serve me a really great pizza.

It took them over two hours to cook the damn thing, and when it arrived, the crust was (no exaggeration) over five inches tall, and made of cornbread. The toppings included oil, shrimp, corn, and a fried egg... no cheese, and no tomato sauce of any kind, not even ketchup.

Mmmm, pizza.