rone | sure, i'll play

Y'all've seen this making the rounds, i'm sure: "Pick ten of your favorite books, look them up on Amazon.com, and find the list of Statistically Improbable Phrases for those novels. Pick a few SIPs from each book, list them here, and then have people guess what books they are. (Obviously, using Google or Amazon to figure it out is cheating.)."

yellow bushes, judicial panel, body exchange
dragon with twelve, dragon with eight heads, ten heads
robot girls, fifty knots
bloated colonel, illegal tobacco, quarter cents (Joseph Heller's "Catch-22", guessed by nyar)
helicopter screws, emotional engineering, pleasant vices (edited this one because i'd made it a bit too vague)
senior postman, golden suit (Terry Pratchett's "Going Postal", guessed by velvet_wood)
riddling beast, early dew (John Barnes's "One for the Morning Glory", guessed by tomscud)
psychological arrow, more quarks, imaginary time (Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time", guessed by mmcirvin)
spiritual knighthood, subterranean currents, bearded gentleman (Umberto Eco's "Foucault's Pendulum", guessed by eejitalmuppet)
bun compartment, poor momma, minimal wage (John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces", guessed by mmcirvin)

I'm fairly sore that there were no SIPs available for Norton Juster's "The Phantom Tollbooth", Dalton Trumbo's "Johnny Got His Gun", Alan Moore's "Watchmen", or Neal Stephenson's "Snow Crash".